God's sense of humor

I always make Ashlyn stand on the white lines in store parking lots while I get Addelyn-Kate out of her carseat. I have told her that those are her lines.

I took her to Kroger where the lines happen to be yellow, instead of white.

(Pulling her out of the car and setting her on the yellow line)

A - Well, would ya look at that right there? Isn't God funny like that to change the white lines to yellow...you know, just like He is changing the color of the leaves.

Redefining sin

We have a new dog! He is a chocolate lab and his name is Charlie Brown.
Charlie has decided that he likes to use the bathroom in the garage, which is definitely NOT ok.

Matt and Ashlyn opened the garage door to go outside, and right at their feet was a "present".

Matt - Oh, Ashlyn! Do you see that?
A - Yeah, Daddy.
Matt - Ashlyn, do you know what that is?
A Ohhh Daddy, that...that right there...that is SIN!