speed

(Ashlyn eating her supper at a super fast speed)

Me - Ashlyn! You are going to make yourself sick eating like that! Mommy and Daddy have told you that is not very lady like.

Ashlyn - Oh Mommy, you know I'm just a fast eater and heavy drinker!

What website?

Ashlyn cooking/playing in the kitchen.

A - I think I'll have a diet coke slash...
M - Slash what Ashlyn?
A - slash dot org. ( /.org)

Where does my child hear these things?

Definition confusion

A - Mommy, you're a genious!
M - Thanks Ashlyn, but what does that word mean?
A - Oh, it means you have to go to the bathroom!

Milk

I am returning to work next week for a brief 19 day Kindergarden Readiness porgram. I am currently Addelyn Kate's only means of nutrition, and therefore I have been having to prepare for my upcoming absence. Ashlyn came to me very concerned that Addelyn Kate wouldn't be able to eat while I am away.

A - Mommy, when you go next week, how will Addelyn Kate eat?
M - Amber will be here to feed her, baby.
A - But Mommy, only you can feed her!
M - Ashlyn, don't worry, I promise Amber will take care of her.
A - Mommy?
M - Yes, Ashlyn?
A - Does Amber make milk?

Daddy's Name

I had sent Ashlyn to wake Matt up the other morning. When I walk in the room, this is what I hear...

A - Maaatttt...it's time to get up. You need to get up now. Come on Matt!
M - Ashlyn, you don't call him Matt. Only Mommy calls him that. What are you supposed to call him?
A - Oh right. I just call him "honey." :)
A - Honey, it's time to get up now!
Is that better Mommy?

Honeymoon

Matt and I were riding in the car with Ashlyn and something was said about Ashlyn's Aunt Kitty being on her honeymoon.

A - A honeymoon? Wow mommy, that sounds like a really good thing to eat! Is it sugary? Can I have some?

Hunger pangs

ARP stays with family during the week while I work. I just heard about this story today at lunch.

Ashlyn had gone to Aunt Amy's Wednesday morning as usual. She always makes chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast when she gets there. I guess the poor child was hungry because when she walked into the kitchen she said, "Aunt Amy, I'm weak with hunger this morning."